Odd Thoughts (15 gifs)

1

"It’s sad that we made the most comfortable type of clothes, but we only wear them when we are asleep."

2

"3 am feels more ‘midnighty’ than 12 am"

3

"Everyone knows you Masturbate."

4

"No matter how many times we exercise our d**k it never gets any bigger."

5

"While a house and a car are the likely two most expensive things you’ll buy, the third might be anything"

6

"The Milky Way actually has milk in it"

7

"Gucci’s target audience is the person who can’t afford Gucci."

8

"Based on everyone thinking the Romans all wore togas, in 2000 years everyone is gonna think we all wore business suits every day"

9

"Paying for online dating apps is an ugly tax."

10

"The human anus is a remarkable design that maintains elasticity and keeps liquids and waste out for decades. Nature’s own resilient, leak-proof seal."

11

"You can travel east or west infinitely but north and south end at some point"

12

"Scientists are certified f**k-arounders that we trust to find out what we don’t understand."

13

"Gloves have become a lot more annoying to wear since smarthpones were invented"

14

"Some humans never experienced the concept of a cold beverage on a hot summer day."