Time machines made of plastic and dreams: Tamagotchis that demanded constant attention, Lite-Brite portraits glowing in the dark, Fisher-Price phones that rang with imagination. These vintage playthings weren’t just fun—they were portals to worlds built from cardboard boxes and Saturday mornings. A nostalgic tribute to when “batteries not included” meant your creativity powered everything.
M.A.S.K. “Rhino” vs Transformers “Optimus Prime”
Your call on these 2. I’ll go against the grain with my Win going to TRANSFORMERS. They were awesome (just sayin’).
Voltron vs Star Wars “Rancor Monster”
I remember the Christmas when I got to open that new box with the bad-boy Rancor…I was 5-yrs old. It’s one of my earliest memories.
WWF Wrestlers characters vs WCW (OR just, each other)
“N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25” VS. Nerf “Bow ’n’ Arrow
Yep, the early 1990s (above) swap shots with the '80 (below).
Who's gonna win
LEGO movie “Benny’s Spaceship” VS. Construx “Star Force Command”
LEGOs were fun but for whatever reason, I truly loved Construx because I’m a nerd at heart. You could make "big vehicles". My Mom told me, "You built this huge Aircraft Carrier at age seven" (so, I got that going for me)
My Dad actually got me the Red Ryder for my Sr. year in high school Christmas. (Well played ol’ Man)
Star Wars “X-Wing” vs “Tie Fighter Interceptor”
I never had the Tie Fighter both are so Cool in my book.
Garbage Pail Kids vs Baseball cards
Star Wars Light Sabor Toy vs Lazer Tag
Yeah…my parents weren’t going to drop a $100 on Lazer Tag…but my neighbors had it. As such, I got the WIN.
Wheeled Warriors “Saw Boss” vs M.A.S.K. “Jackhammer”
Life span = 1-day of play How fast can you lose those little disks?
Although Nerf gun is obviously BETTER, the disk guns were a quick drugstore purchase. AND, way less expensive.
Basically, my parents paid to shut-up me and my two brothers. Here, go to the basement and let us watch M.A.S.H. (it was a hit TV show for Team too young to have ever heard of it)
I mean, look at that “let’s fight” grin…
…and those awesome vehicles. What could beat the Turtles???
Yep, the Hoth “AT-AT”.
I remember: Going to a garage sale with my Mom, after church and they were selling an old AT-AT for 10 Bucks. YEAHHHHHHHHHH
The lasers and head moved. It was my DREAM TOY.
Now for the TMNTs. Here’s the real killer…
…video games came along. Boy-dolls’ Time had simply, passed.
My brother had Han's Blaster. Totally AWESOME (I think it made pew pew sounds too)