Spilled coffee, missed buses, existential dread before breakfast—this collection embraces the universal truth that some days simply refuse to cooperate. Through candid snapshots of minor disasters and soul-crushing moments, it offers solidarity in shared frustration. But there’s warmth in the humor: a quiet wink that says, “You’re not alone.” Because sometimes, laughing at the mess is the only sane response.
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"Our Neighbor Accidentally Drove Straight Into Our House"
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"Got my car cleaned and the parking sensor got blown in."
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"Cannot be plugged or patched. All tires are about 1/2 way through their useful life. I guess 4 new tires it is."
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"Bought chocolate milk at 7-11 today that expired 4 months ago."
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"Japanese cheesecake all ready for thanksgiving."
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"Opened the jar of pasta sauce for my kids."
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"Wife is going to be home soon and I have to tell her the roomba got ahold of her yarn and ruined the thing she has been working on for weeks, and would finish tonight."
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"Just opened the package. Sauce is bubbling. Water is boiling. Ravioli is reeking. I'm cursing. But! Spaghetti is waiting in the wings!"
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"My blender opened up at the bottom while it was running."
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"The window of my house when I came home from work. Yes these are ants."
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"Scored $320 of lumber for $90. Now I get to pay $500 for a new windshield."
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"She ate my teeth!"
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"My new Temu dog bed is a bit small."
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"My landlord’s glass table broke on the deck above our patio. She refused to clean it because it was “an act of God.”
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"Shoelace broke while getting ready for work. These are my only shoes that fit the dress code."
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"Caught Amazon driver relieving himself on my drive, customer service response sums it all up."
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"I think my beard finally reached hazard length."
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"On Vacation in Germany for 2 weeks, first time without spare glasses. This happened on day 2."
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Welp.
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"I ate half a bag of beef jerky and realized I made a mistake. They're dog treats."
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"Cars engine seized and died on thanksgiving on my way home from work (I’m Canadian so ours is this weekend), and had to have it towed and shops not open till tomorrow. Woo!"