Ever ordered “extra cheese” and gotten a dairy avalanche? This gallery documents humanity’s glorious quest for excess: fries so loaded they need a crane, cakes that defy gravity (and dietary guidelines), and tattoos that… could’ve used a veto. From “I wanted a small tattoo” to “my pet rock’s diamond-encrusted mansion,” it’s a tribute to the human tendency to overdo it—and the chaos that follows. Spoiler: Regret is a dish best served never.
"Astounded At What ‘Extra Jalapeños’ Meant To This Person"
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"Server Came Back And Said They Had A Guest Who Was Autistic And All They Wanted Was A Tower Of Grilled Cheese. I Was More Than Happy To Oblige"
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"I Asked For “The Crispiest Hash Brown The Kitchen Could Conceive Of” And Got This Beauty"
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"Asked For So Many Mushrooms On Our Pizza That They Thought It Would Be For A Practical Joke. They Nailed It. Delicious!"
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"I Finally Found A Pizza Place That Knows The Correct Amount Of Pepperoni To Put On A Pizza"
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"Ordered A $3 12 Pack Of Ramen In Order To Get Free Shipping. Only Charged For One But Received 144"
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"Asked For Extra Chicken On My Yakisoba. You Can Barely See The Noodles"
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"Asked For A Lot Of Ketchup At Farmer Boys, They Gave Me The Entire Bottle"
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"Asked For Light Rice, Got Extra Everything Else!"
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"I Asked For Some Avocado With My Tacos"
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"I Asked For A Little Extra Cream Cheese On My Bagel"
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"I Went To My Local McDonald’s And The Kid In The Drive Through Asked How Much Ice Cream I Wanted, I Just Said Yes"
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"Asked For Heavy Pepper On My Pepper Crusted Lamb Chops"
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"Olive Garden Waitress Was On Her Breadstick Game"
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"I Asked For "More Pickle Than Burger" And The Stoned Cook Understood The Assignment"
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"I Asked If They Could Add Roasted Garlic To My Flatbread.."
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"Had A Customer Ask For Extra Extra Whip, Which Called For A Little Delicious Compliance"
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"I Asked For Extra Pickles…"
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"Asked For Extra Pickles… I Think I Got Em"
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"Skyline Chili Isn’t For Everyone, But Their Cheese Compliance Can’t Be Topped. This Is Standard, Not Extra"
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"I Don’t Eat Pork, So I Asked The Waiter To “Hold The Bacon”"
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"Husband Asked For A Side Of Ranch…"
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"I Wrote "More Hot Sauce = Bigger Tip" In The Special Instructions. She Brought Me 55 Packets. So I Tipped Her $21 On A $21 Order"
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"Asked For An Extra Side Of Bread Bc I Have The Stomach Flu. Gave Me Six Loaves (2 Per Wrapping)"