9 Ways Guys Pee (1 pic)

#3, also known as the "after sex" pee

mine is 9

They forgot the morning "boner shot" or the "initial test fire" (which usually misses)

Dumb.

LOL
the "everywhere"

In the morning I hit everything except the toilet--including the cat.

Ok....peeing is done sitting....Pissing is done standing. Period...look it up.

Men piss.....women pee....for the most part.

U forgot the "clogged shower head" that just sprinkles everywhere.

I also hate when I'm sitting to drop a deuce and I squeeze too hard and
and shoot a quick burst over the rim and onto my pants/underwear.

very funny though...will be passing this along.

where is the free-hand

massy

I relate totally to number 7, although with two noisy young kids, I seem to sit more often than not just to prolong those few private moments alone.......

No "in the shower" pee?

The 'morning glory' handstand, or sitting with your nose touching the floor . . Eish!

Now, show the pussy pee trick

I don't care how i "pee"

so true

hahahahaha so true :D Been through all of them! lool

Although yea, like someone said, the -in-thhower-pee is missing :D

I didn't know the n

exactly

Ha!

pretty decent


pretty decent