Children Are Chaos (23 pics)

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"My Kid Bit My Washing Machine, And Now It Leaks"

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"Pulled Up To My Local Bar"

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"I Lost My Aldi’s Quarter. Luckily My 4-Year-Old Found It And Is Keeping It In A Safe Place"

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"A Large Coffee With A Shot Of Crayola, Please"

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"Looked Out The Window To See A Squirrel Taking One Of The Easter Eggs I Had Hidden For My Kids"

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"Spent A Pretty Penny Going To The Aquarium. This Was The Fish My Son Was Most Interested In"

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"Grandparents Bought This Terrifying Doll For My Daughter. Now My Wife Has To Suffer The Consequences"

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"Left My Teenage Son With The Pizza"

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"He Wants Something To Make His Hair Grow Back Before School Tomorrow. Triplets And Beard Shavers Don't Mix"

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"I Just Found My Son In The Bathroom Like This. "Like Sonic!" No Words. Yes, It's Hair Dye"

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"My Friend’s Kid Did This To Their Pantry"

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"I Asked My Son To Put The Drinks In The Fridge"

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"It Was Too Quiet. Thankfully, It Was Cornstarch This Time. Last Time, It Was A Pound Of Butter"

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"10-Year-Old Son Broke A Double-Pane Window With A Ping-Pong Shot"

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"Daughter Stole My Keyboard To Play Minecraft And Left A Replacement"

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"All Day My 45-Year-Old Husband And 12-Year-Old Son Have Been Playing "Last Hit" (Hit Each Other And Run). I've Begged Them To Stop, Or At Least Go Outside"

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"The kid tripped on the stairs and ran into the wall. We have company coming tomorrow."

"My Son Vandalized Our Bathroom And Blamed It On A Monster"

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"The Result Of The Kids Brushing Their Teeth. Apparently There Was Some Roughhousing And My Youngest Escaped Into The Safety Of The Shower Behind The Glass Door. They Found A Way In"

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"Kids Took Off With My Hair Brush. Later On, I Found It Like This"