Weird Thoughts (15 gifs)

1

"It won’t be long before people use ‘the ’20s, the ’30s, and the ’40s’ to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s."

2

"Surgeons likely all have favorite surgeries to perform."

3

"We just assume the tops of cans are clean without any real reason to think that."

4

"A woman can look formal in something with no sleeves, a man cannot."

5

"It’s weird to think that pigeons existed before big cities, they lived in the forest and ate bugs instead of garbage."

6

"We are very lucky bird chirps sound pretty."

7

"Every girl puts on the same voice when imitating a guy."

8

"The tongue is the closest thing to a tentacle we humans have."

9

"Breastmilk is the only one thing most adult humans don’t ever remember the taste of."

10

"For map collectors, the more wrong the map is, the more it’s worth."

11

"As things get more expensive, we begin to see the ¢ symbol less and less"

12

"There are only two ways out of a marriage and neither one is good. Your choices are Death or Divorce."

13

"No one ever sings happy birthday to a baby on the day they are born."

14

"You never see carrot on a pizza."