"Inhereted an old bottle of whiskey, and when I tried to open it, the cork desintegrated."
2
"Tried to give my buddy a haircut to save him some money."
3
"if anyone wants a free brand new Google Pixel 8 you can get one at the bottom of this lake in Oklahoma."
4
"Just because it "fits" doesn't mean you put it in the locker."
5
"Guess that bowl wasn't made for hot soup. So much for lunch!"
6
"My wife’s greenhouse blew away and crumpled last night."
7
"Guess who found a worm in their can of peaches after they already ate most of the can?"
8
"My wife washed my new pair of jeans so I could wear them today. She also threw in her big fuzzy blanket."
9
"Bought 2 days ago, receipt is gone of course."
10
"This guy has the worst standard issue license plate number ever."
11
"My seats at a concert"
12
"This is what staff at amusement park have to face everyday"
13
"I got food poisoning after ordering cheap Tilapia online."
14
"I was opening a jar of salsa for my 4 year old son. I feel a sharp sting. And I see blood dripping. I assumed the jar broke some how. No. There was salsa that dried under the lids seal. It was thin and sharp like glass. Salsa."
15
"Me and my boyfriend are severely unwell with flu, he gets up to use the bathroom and feels faint, falls onto the sink, smashes the glass he is carrying. Guess which unwell person had to clean it all up! "