Ok, I'm sorry, that was a bit dramatic of me, but c'mon, two fully grown adults should not be leaving the MINIONS premiere like this.
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In the US, that's about $14 in onion rings gone to waste!!!!
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The number one nasty I came across WAY TOO OFTEN was bare feet in public. Put ya dogs away!!!
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This is a public service announcement!!! STOP!
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I used to work retail, so I've definitely seen my fair share of clothing and shoe trade-ins. But c'mon, not the dusty-ass flip-flop...
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Anyways, enough about them. POV: This guy is flinging his fingernail clippings at you in the airport terminal...
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Ah yes, just what I needed to go with my salsa: a dirty diaper.
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They say "spill the beans," but how about "spill the s'ghetti"?
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Apparently, "someone" (unclear if they were otter, human, or seagull) ate a pack of raw mussels they got from the grocery store and left all the shells at the bakery café.
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Annnd...a public bus's air vent stuffed with a used mask — I call this one "the superspreader."
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If you needed a reason not to order delivery today.