"I went to a date and got stuck in the bathroom for 30 minutes. My date had to call the manager to come and get me out."
5
"Big splinter under my nail."
6
"My wife placed 999/1000 pieces of her puzzle and can't find the last piece."
7
Oops.
8
"My neighbour pipe broke and I am about to be floded"
9
"Amazon said this photo is proof that a $1093, 150 pound generator was delivered to my house."
10
"RIP washing machine."
11
"Bought some chicken pasta, almost ate this thing at the bottom of the tub"
12
"My mom was making cinnamon rolls Over the burner And the glass tray exploded."
13
"I booked an Airbnb a YEAR in advance of the eclipse in April. The host yesterday canceled because they realized they can make more due to the eclipse. The only places available this last minute are 10x more expensive than the one I booked and Airbnb won’ t help."
14
"It was Pajama Day at work. Guess who was the only one who participated?"
15
"Asked my husband to put the slow cooker on for 6 hours before leaving for work. He forgot to put the lid on top."
16
"Had to work the last four hours of my shift like this."