"So I Had A First Today. Take The First Load To The Customer’s Door And Come Back For Another And There’s A Damn Goat In My Trunk Investigating Things"
"Had A Delivery That Was Just 4 20lb Cat Food Bags This Morning, And Upon Arrival"
"Found Kittens While Shopping"
"The Only Type Of Customer I Like Meeting Me At The Door"
"Nice Extra Tip Last Night!"
"Saw This Guy A Few Doors Down From My Delivery"
"When The Customer Stares While You Deliver"
"The Door On This Customers House"
"Golden Retriever? More like Golden DECEIVER, amirite?"