This Is Not Food (23 pics)

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These wax shavings that are posing as shredded coconut:

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These rubber bands are not being funny by trying to impersonate pasta:

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Peeps has no business making their marshmallow treats makeup sponges:

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This "dirt and perlite" mix is rightfully in the trash, but wrongfully looking like a cake:

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This compacted snow dispensing out of the drain pipe is cruel for looking like giant marshmallow squares I want to put on my s'more:

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And this jar of "fat" is pure evil for impersonating orange juice:

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This is goop that was compacted in a blender is NOT caramel:

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And this is 100% not ramen:

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These ice-melting beads are not to be confused with Dip 'n' Dots:

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Today I learned elemental iodine is NOT blueberries:

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This lovely rock is not the juicy steak it appears to be:

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And these rocks are not cookies at all:

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This tub of match sticks are not those yummy shoestring potato sticks that were big in the '90s:

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These Telsa parts are, in fact, metal — not chocolate squares:

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And this paint is not a freshly cooked egg with yolk:

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These dirt daubers have made a disgusting nest that unfortunately looks like taquitos:

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This company has made a potion for removing hair that is definitely not ice cream or cotton candy:

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These self-adhesive pads might trick little kids into thinking they're chocolate:

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And apparently some chocolate companies think makeup cookie 'n' cream is a good idea as opposed to...IDK actual chocolate (honestly no shade though, I would try lol):

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This wall filler is not marshmallow fluff *tear*:

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And this paint is not fresh pudding *double tear*:

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Lastly, and just because this one threw me for a bit: It IS a chicken strip not a pen15. OK BYE.