"I left the burner on on high while sanitizing some bottles and then went to work"
2
"Was just about to leave for work"
3
"Toothpaste in lungs."
4
"Put this plate in the microwave without seeing the back of it"
5
"Was halfway through my lunch when I realised flies had already claimed it ."
6
"No drivers license and uninsured business owner decided he liked my lane better."
7
"Apparently Costco shepherds pie come in a plastic bottom."
8
Someone in Sweden doesn't have a bed to sleep
9
"In-ground pool is now above-ground."
10
Amazon delivered this package right into the compost bin.
11
"Had a completely random seizure in public. Apparently I landed directly on my face, giving me a short stint in the ICU, a severe concussion, a fractured orbital bone, and a damaged MCL. Never had one before, but now I can't drive for 6 months. Fortunately I have decent health insurance"
12
"Reeaallly hope I don't need to use this today"
13
Frozen in.
14
"My thermometer has been saying I don't have a fever, but then I cleaned it and rechecked"
15
"The space heater gave my power strip a black eye."
16
"I'm 3 hours away from home in a town i'm not familiar with and my phone decided to kick the bucket."