"I left the burner on on high while sanitizing some bottles and then went to work"
"Was just about to leave for work"
"Toothpaste in lungs."
"Put this plate in the microwave without seeing the back of it"
"Was halfway through my lunch when I realised flies had already claimed it ."
"No drivers license and uninsured business owner decided he liked my lane better."
"Apparently Costco shepherds pie come in a plastic bottom."
Someone in Sweden doesn't have a bed to sleep
"In-ground pool is now above-ground."
Amazon delivered this package right into the compost bin.
"Had a completely random seizure in public. Apparently I landed directly on my face, giving me a short stint in the ICU, a severe concussion, a fractured orbital bone, and a damaged MCL. Never had one before, but now I can't drive for 6 months. Fortunately I have decent health insurance"
"Reeaallly hope I don't need to use this today"
Frozen in.
"My thermometer has been saying I don't have a fever, but then I cleaned it and rechecked"
"The space heater gave my power strip a black eye."
"I'm 3 hours away from home in a town i'm not familiar with and my phone decided to kick the bucket."