“— Ordered an automatic dog ball launcher but got a tennis ball instead.
— You’re the ball launcher now.”
4
"So much work and everything went down the drain."
5
"When you got inside a shark and became sad for some reason"
6
“Nice bed, but I certainly won’t sleep in it.”
7
"Well, at least the expression of joy on their face is the same."
8
"Dogs aren’t picky in general."
9
"Just take it off and nobody gets hurt!"
10
"Real-life is very different from the ad."
11
"Of course I would like the toy to be a little larger. Like 2 times larger, for example."
12
"There is whole grain cat food, and there is whole lump cat food."
13
“New sofa? No, we haven’t seen it.”
14
“I have 2 cat trees and cat beds all over the place, but my cat would rather sleep in our fake tree.”
15
"And what’s he gonna do with all this now?"
16
"Cat, over easy"
17
“I bought an XL banana bed and thought the cat would look cute lying in it. But here’s what he does instead.”
18
"He got offended because there is only one bedside table, and not 2, as he expected."
19
“Ever since we started using an automatic feeder, my cat sits in front of it like this for hours waiting for it to feed her.”
20
"Do you think he is happy or angry?"
21
“I bought my indoor cat a square of grass, and I think I broke his brain. He’s been staring at it like this for 20 minutes.”
22
"I bet you’ll never be able to figure out who stole all the catnip."
23
Bonus: "A cat and a video camera"
24
"A man left his house for a while and, in order to miss his cats less, he video called them every evening. But once, for some reason, he didn’t call, and one of the cats devotedly sat in front of the camera all night."