“My fiance has a weird habit of not closing drawers or cabinets they open. See that mess? He just finished cooking.”
1
“I always joke and say “OMG do we have a ghost?! Or did you just leave these open....”
“My girlfriend put her new shoes in the freezer.”
2
“When she woke up I asked her about them and she’d said she put bags of water inside for it to freeze and expand and break them in.”
“Mom puts a whole pot in the fridge if there are leftovers, even if the amount that’s in the pot could fit in a small Tupperware”
3
“After all she could have transferred the contents into a smaller, more compact pot.”
“Why do my wife and kids find this perfectly normal and acceptable?”
4
“We’re a family of 4. It’s the fact that we have 4 bags open at once! Like, no one looked to see if there was already a bag open and each opened a new one.”
"Put some money to the side, tell your family that you’re going out for some milk, then change your identity and move somewhere"
“How my mom eats a burrito”
5
"Just order a bowl."
“How my Dad eats our cornbread ”
6
"Dad tax."
“My brother had his girlfriend and a bunch of friends over this weekend. He went back to our dad’s house yesterday and now wants me to clean and put away the dishes. The only thing in here that’s mine is the coffee pot and the black coffee mug...”
7
“Wife didn’t want anything to eat. I got home and went to the bathroom and came back to this.”
8
"You got off lucky. My ex would have eaten at least a 3rd of it!"
"My ex would have eaten the whole thing, including the wrapper."
“How my wife opens bags...”
9
"You married to a cat?"
“Instead of any of my 4 siblings that I share a bathroom with replacing the tissue like a normal person, they do this. ”
10
“Every time I get off work I come home to this... obviously it’s not the end of the world but how hard it is to spend 5 extra seconds of your day to put the tissue in the roll PROPERLY?”
“Grandma used the plastic colander to steam a meatball yesterday. Today she did it again.”
11
“Kid orders breakfast, eats half piece of toast then says “I’m full”
12
“My husband leaves his takeaway containers in the microwave after he finishes eating instead of throwing it in the trash.”
13
"It’s more work to put it in the microwave"
“Mother-in-law purchases more hygiene products when her current ones are 50 — 75% empty. She then begins using the new product leaving them all in the shower like this, never returning to finish the older one.”
14
“Wife does this all the time”
15
“That’s the only thing doing this would be good for, preventing a bug from flying in your drink. I would do this if it was an outdoor situation but not when the drink is in the fridge.”
“Here is how my brother ‘salted’ the driveway”
16
“My fiancee’s mother spends $20+ to ship us 1 bag of oranges from Florida. We live 2 states away.”
17
"Very mom-ly thing to do. My mom just spent $60 to mail me a box full of cheap Taiwan pajamas that were too small for me and decorated with wonky-looking Hello Kitties"
“How my 12-year-old daughter stacks dishes”
18
“My girlfriend puts used matches back in the box”
19
"She is not a good match."
“My girlfriend said she would be ready in 5 minutes!”
20
“My husband keeps opening new jars of jam before he’s even finished the last one.”
21
"1 or 2 I could understand, but at this point, I would seek help."
“The way my mother leaves the clean knifes after washing them”