"I'm stuck in an elevator and I'm the only one in the building."
4
"Spent 30 minutes yesterday with breathing difficulties after eating boneless salmon. Only when I looked in the mirror I see a fish bone that stabbed my tonsil. The "clean" part is where it penetrated my tonsil."
5
"Great way to start a Friday"
6
"Snorkeling in Hawaii for 10 min, and a wave pushed me into a sea urchin."
7
"Came home to find my charger sipping my water."
8
"Just sat down for a 6 hour red eye flight."
9
"Was hanging out front on the porch with my partner at his place when this car came driving erratically down the block, struck 5 different vehicles (totaling 2, including partner’s) got out and shouted at me to not call 911 before running away. I did call 911. The police are searching for him now.'
10
Welp.
11
"Ordered some decorations for my partners birthday today, delivered with love by amazon!"
12
"Worked perfectly when I left for vacation. Came back to this."
13
"Spilled my latte in my lap right before takeoff, 10 hours DC to Istanbul"
14
"A 3 inch nail caused caused this"
15
"These homeowners were out of town when their pool service technician left the water running. As a result, the pool overflowed and contributed to the failure of this deck."
16
"Stepped on a piece of metal in the school parking lot after dropping my kids off"