Pimp's Business Plan (2 pics)

I don't know what's odder; the fact that the spelling is near impeccable or that the plan itself seems to have been written in the hand of Walt Disney.

lol@more better!

Don't forget the crack and 28" rims (must be spinners) for your 1987 Monte Carlo.

I can barely read it and it makes little sense. Maybe some kind of secret message for some weapons dealer....not!

It ain't easy, being sleazy. Or pimpin'...gotta have goals.

good to have a plan and clearly defined goals. from the concrete streets to executive suites.

Yet another of many reasons why Americans are hated and laughed at around the world.

The spelling is god awful.

every hoe take a vow of hoeing!

that should be rule number one in the pimp code.

Always recite: "where's my money beaach"

It's good to have goals.

if u wanna be a pimp.... all u got to do is.......
get 1 ton of crack

Don't laugh, he may be pimping your daughter.

dad?

notes for a high school essay