"My niece is a dog walker and she had to send this message to her client today."
"Flooding outside a NYC apartment on 9/30."
"When I was 12, I broke my right leg, couldn't walk for 6 months and had 3 surgeries. I thought that was my share of bad luck. This is my left leg only 6 years later."
"Started my third slice of Little Caesar's at a staff meeting when I finally noticed this on #3"
"Courtesy of my cat this morning"
"It's been a good 6 years but just like every house on my street, it's turning into an Airbnb and we have 30 days to vacate."
"First day moving into aa new city, and this happens."
"My mom snuck into my yard and gave my corkscrew willow tree a goddamn bowl cut."
"Mom's phone was stolen and find my iPhone doesn't show it, now they have full access to WhatsApp."
"Only a few weeks old."
"Was lying in bed when I heard a pop and shattering glass."
"This guy lives in the same complex as me - I watched him drive on the freshly painted line from the truck in front of him for 2 miles."
"Husbadn used expired milk to make my tea. Didn't notice until the end."