"My niece is a dog walker and she had to send this message to her client today."
4
"Flooding outside a NYC apartment on 9/30."
5
"When I was 12, I broke my right leg, couldn't walk for 6 months and had 3 surgeries. I thought that was my share of bad luck. This is my left leg only 6 years later."
6
"Started my third slice of Little Caesar's at a staff meeting when I finally noticed this on #3"
7
"Courtesy of my cat this morning"
8
"It's been a good 6 years but just like every house on my street, it's turning into an Airbnb and we have 30 days to vacate."
9
"First day moving into aa new city, and this happens."
10
"My mom snuck into my yard and gave my corkscrew willow tree a goddamn bowl cut."
11
"Mom's phone was stolen and find my iPhone doesn't show it, now they have full access to WhatsApp."
12
"Only a few weeks old."
13
"Was lying in bed when I heard a pop and shattering glass."
14
"This guy lives in the same complex as me - I watched him drive on the freshly painted line from the truck in front of him for 2 miles."
15
"Husbadn used expired milk to make my tea. Didn't notice until the end."