"God Hit Up For A Tip On The Self-Checkout Kiosk. Who Am I Tipping, Myself?"
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"When Pencil Erasers Are Just For Decoration"
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"Ring Pull Broke. Then The Can Opener Broke"
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"After Eating Two Of These Blueberry Waffles, I Went To Heat Up Two More And Saw That The Package Was For Plain Waffles. I Ate Mold"
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"I Reached For This Fry Like Three Times. It's Printed On The Paper. Thanks, Whataburger"
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"When The Material Gets Stuck In The Zipper"
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"Wake Up At 7 AM, Head To Class In The Freezing Rain, Just To See “Class Is Canceled” Written On The Whiteboard And The Door Locked. No Email Or Anything First"
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"Left-Handed People Know The Pain"
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"Guess How Old My Son Is"
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"Was Going On A Family Cruise Trip. Flight Got Delayed From 4:30 To 6:50. Flight Got Delayed From 6:50 To 9. Flight Got Delayed From 9 To 11:30. Flight Got Canceled"
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"The Amount Of Bread We Throw Away Sometimes At A Supermarket"
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"My Bank's Support Bot (Mandatory Before Being In Contact With A Real Human)"
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"Was Suspicious Of My “5 Lb” Plate Set"
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"What's The Point Of Making An Appointment To See A Doctor But Still Waiting 1 Hour Later"