"BMW next to ours caught fire and we only have liability insurance"
2
"Anti-leak technology really has come a long way
3
"I have a Costco box full of these at work, just ate one yesterday…this entire bar was infested with these…things"
4
"Rebroke my ankle two days before my wedding while abroad in Croatia"
5
"My kid’s fresh Nike kicks arrived today!"
6
"I fell down a flight of stairs and got a permanent nerve injury to my lower leg."
7
"Not only did I wash my dishes, I also washed a cockroach"
8
"So the landlord decided to lay concrete in front of my door without notice yesterday morning"
9
"Someone is going to wake up to this…"
10
"I was craving over easy eggs now im just over eggs."
11
"In Chicago for work, paying $65 a night for parking, wake up ready to go to work, all my equipment is gone"
12
"Apparently I don’t know how to warm up an egg"
13
"Car got stuck yesterday. Laid down on my stomach to remove some rock/gravel around the tires. Got attacked by fire ants. 18 bites in total all over my leg, but my knee got the worst of it."
14
"Just paid 10k to move into a brand new condo and ALL of my kitchen appliances broke within a week."
15
"Took a swig of my monster, choked on a wasp and now my throat is swelling."