"My Leasing Office Sent Out A Note Saying Anything Left In The Common Area Would Get Thrown Out Due To Overcrowding Of Bikes And Shoes. This Was My Neighbor's Response"
"An Ai-Generated Image Of "Salmon Swimming Down A River""
"Space Invaders Floor Tiles In A Local Bar"
"Supposedly A Girl In A Kindergarten In Poland Drew This As Her "Draw My Family" Picture. The Teachers Contacted A Psychologist, But It Turned Out That On Weekends, The Girl's Entire Family Like To Scuba Dive Together"
"I Find Few Vanity Plates Clever"
"This Morning I Saw This Actual Squirrel Listening To A Stone Frog Read Them A Book"
"Watching Netflix When I Noticed I Had The Exact Same Digital Clock As A TV Show I Was Watching... And It Happened To Be The Same Time!"