Had my girlfriend over to meet my family- ended in chaos and pizza murde
2
"Dropped my friend off at her house, she offered me money for the petrol but I declined. Got home and found a screw in my tyre, could have used that money now"
3
"When you’ve held back diarrhea as long as you can only to find this and a door lock that just spins in place and doesn’t lock…"
4
"Blue sharpie pen leaked in my pocket today"
5
"The air quality in my house is worse than the smog in most cities."
6
"Today I had to clean this up"
7
"Choked on hard candy, passed out, and landed on my face so hard I caused a distal nasal fracture"
8
No dinner for you.
9
"Had a brain fart and put the wine in the freezer"
10
"I have chronic urticaria (hives) triggered by friction from clothing"
11
"My engagement ring broke"
12
"Air fryer blew my last 2 slices of cheese off my burgers"
13
"My wife tried to move out trailer without removing the wheel lock first. Now the locking mechanism is broke and I can't figure out how to take it off ."
14
OUCH.
15
"I accidentally left milk in my car for a week. My whole car smells like cheese."
16
"Thought I had food poisoning, turns out I need to have my appendix removed.