What could go wrong by grilling next to your siding?
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"Pizza delivered like this. I'm less disgusted by the cigarette than I am by the lack of pepperoni."
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"My wife and her class made "ground hogs".. I can't stop laughing."
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"Got my new hot sauces today""
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"We ordered corn dogs for 4 people, and they sent all the sauces in 1 cup."
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The intrusive thoughts won.
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"Delivery driver hung food order on my fence and my dog ate it every single bite."
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Using a Walmart bag when bleaching your hair.
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"My avocado was 90% pit"
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"My 15-year-old son decided to move his sister's Jeep behind the garage to make room for another vehicle, but he “forgot” it had no brakes. So, this happened to my fence."
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"My dog ate my wife's hyperbyte to straighten her teeth, it's $700"
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Trader Joe’s soup just livin’ up to its name.
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What happens when you just want to feed one cute little monkey.
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"Might’ve been easier to test what I’m not allergic to…"
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Cheese Dip on the highway
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"Was emptying my espresso machine after drinking. Saw this
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"Dog found the perfect spot to have diarrhea"
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"I forgot to put sun block on my legs during a kayak trip on the lake."
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"Someone drove a U-Haul into my bedroom."
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"I’m a gym manager and this sh*t happened to me this morning when I was about to open"
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"Went 29 years of my life without breaking a bone."