"Soap dispenser dispensed soap a little too hard. Now I'm leaving my office bathroom looking like I just rubbed one out."
4
"Smashed my pinky in a car door."
5
"My friend accidentally shot himself in the leg"
6
"My flat’s been leaking for a week straight. I haven’t slept in days. I have to empty this bucket every 15 mins."
7
"Paystub from a coal miner in WV 1942. Ends up owing his employer $1.84 ($35.76 in 2023) at the end of the pay period. This is when miners were paid in company currency and lived in company houses and shopped at a company store."
8
"After a total of 160 km (100 mi), it is completely dead"
9
"You order ONE thing from Temu and the next day the the bank is like “Um are you in Singapore rn cause your credit card is being used there.”
10
"Why does my family do this to me and my knives?"
11
"The kids put my wife's new water bottle in the dishwasher. Turns out its not dishwasher safe."
12
"Moved my PC into my GF's a Little Over an Hour Ago…"
13
Oops.
14
"After a week I find my watch(which I had lost at home), when I had already ordered a new one."
15
"Apparently the timer on our toaster quit working"