"If you can smell the seafood when you walk in, then it's not fresh. Fresh seafood doesn't have that scent we usually associate with it — it doesn't get that until it's old."
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"If you notice your feet sticking to the floor, turn around and leave immediately."
2
"Number one evaluation effect for me is smell. If it’s a sour smell or disinfectant smell — red flag."
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"A huge menu is a sign that food is either frozen, precooked, and reheated — or ingredients are not very fresh."
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"When there are pictures of food on the menu that clearly aren't from the restaurant."
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"Seeing fruit flies. Fruit flies are an indication of a dirty kitchen."
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"Stay away from buffets and salad bars. A lot of the time it is the same stuff that just gets refilled over and over. Super gross."
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"In culinary school, every single chef instructor says the same thing: If it's misspelled on the menu, that's on purpose. It's so they don't have to sell you the real thing. A prime example is 'krab cakes.'"
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"When the menus are super dirty and never cleaned, that means everything is super dirty and never cleaned."
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"Watch the wait staff. If the majority of them seem disgruntled or upset, things probably aren't great. They probably don't care about your food if they aren't being treated fairly."
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"No matter how well managed a buffet is, it can never be sanitary. It is not reasonably possible to run a sanitary buffet business."
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"If the waiting staff grabs clean glasses at the top when handling them."
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"Most often, lemons for water are really gross and dirty."
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"Carpet is a red flag. Yeah, it's quieter and doesn't get slick, but it is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen in restaurants. Vacuuming only goes so far in a restaurant and I know they never, ever shampooed the one at my place."
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"A very well-hidden kitchen is usually a bad sign."
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"If you order a meal that should take a long time to cook and it comes out very quickly, it’s been pre-cooked."
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"If the area is busy but the restaurant is empty, that’s usually a bad sign."