And this girlfriend — yes, someone who has successfully convinced another human being to date them — drives a car around with an interior that looks like this.
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For example, this girlfriend picks her nose while she drives (even with her boyfriend in the car!!!!!) and — ugh, gag — wipes her boogers on the steering wheel.
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And this husband — stifles vomit — took a big ole bite out of the family stick of butter and then put it back in the fridge.
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This wife leaves her used flosser on the door handle like this...so she can reuse it the next day!!!
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And this fiancé put the peanut butter back in the cabinet...like this.
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This wife leaves the sugar bowl like this — every day — after making her coffee.
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And this husband is incapable of returning his wife's car without it being almost totally on empty.
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This wife couldn't be more wasteful if she tried...like, these "pieces for the trash" could feed a family!
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This boyfriend refuses to replace this worn-worn-WORN-out toothbrush...which makes me wonder how freaking good-looking he must be if his partner still kisses him!
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This girlfriend keeps buying Goldfish crackers without finishing a single bag.
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And this husband keeps buying and opening new jars of jam without finishing the others first.
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This wife — in one week; one! — abandoned this many glasses and mugs in the bathroom
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This girlfriend tried to make iced coffee by doing...this.