Dad Jokes (24 pics)

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This dad framed this poster — full of reviews that don't stink! — on his bathroom wall:

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And this dad texted this photo to his kid with the message, "It finally happened!":

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This dad refuses to cut the pepperoni on his pizza, so he serves his family these nonstandard slices:

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And this dad did NOT let his turn being responsible for the neighborhood sign go to waste:

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This dad tacked a hilarious notice on a bulletin board:

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And this dad turned a note to his kid's phys ed teacher into a work of dad art:

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It reads: "Please excuse [his kid's name] from physical activities involving standing, running, and walking [due] to foot pain. However, if his foot falls off he won't be in pain any more and is free to partake in normal activity."

This dad was moving into a new apartment, so he 3D-printed a scale model of it to help him figure out where to put his stuff:

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This dad sent this to his kid along with the instruction, "Post this to the internet":

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This dad ran out of chopsticks, so he used a Barbie doll (yes, you read that right) to eat his sushi:

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And this dad deserves a prize for the most epic dad wallet of all time:

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This very organized dad wrote out an agenda for his weekly get-together with his buddies at the bar:

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This dad found a certainly not mom-approved way to transport his sleepy kid through the airport:

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And this dad created his own the Onion–style newspaper:

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This dad — after having an argument with his kid — left this stuffy on his kid's doorstep...for reasons only he understands:

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And this dad — also for reasons only he understands — hosted a "Burning Spam Festival" in his backyard:

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This dad eats this concoction he calls "cereal"...which is really cashews and blueberries buried in milk:

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This dad took making labels a little too far:

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And this dad has a truly unique way of labeling his tools:

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While this dad spent half an hour confused about where he left his work gloves:

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And lastly, this mannequin might not be human, but it is 100% dad: