"Been itching to get a handle of Johnnie Walker Black since my first time trying it a few months ago, but couldn’t justify spending so much (for me) on it. Found it today for ~$20 cheaper than usual and decided to treat myself. This happened as soon as I got home."
2
"I am currently without electricity in a remote village in arctic"
3
"Someone crashed into our wall and drove off last night."
4
"My coworker left his phone under the industrial paper cutter."
5
"Opened the door to my Bluebird nesting box to check on the growth of the baby birds and found this snake inside. All the birds were eaten."
6
"My long board broke, im about 5 miles from my car.."
7
"I left my wife’s first mother’s day gift in the car for 5 minutes"
8
"Worn bandaids my whole life but just became allergic."
9
"Thanks for the Baconator Fries, Wendy's"
10
"When your horse likes to hang out in the carport… but suddenly has a bout of explosive diarrhoea."
11
"10 minute walk and I end up covered in about 40 ticks. Kill me."
12
"Half a roach in my Chinese takeout."
13
"Meal prepped 4 days of food. This is day 3."
14
"Found out I’m allergic to Amoxicillin today!"
15
"Nobody told me there was no floor support in an attic"
16
"Accidentally cut through my homes fibre cable while doing some gardening."