Funny Stories About Parental Chaos (49 pics)

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"Because he threw food at the dog & she ate it"

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"He's eating the muffin she didn't want."

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"Because I wouldn't let her wear my dirty underwear around her neck like a necklace."

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"I wouldn't let him drive the car."

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"Her father and I wouldn't let her get hit by a car driving thru the parking lot."

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"She's crying because I wouldn't let her pull one of my pubic hairs out while I was going to the bathroom."

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"Because I won't wipe his lips off his face. He doesn’t want them anymore."

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"Mom found the pee drawer."

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"She discovered her arm fuzz."

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"I tried to take the sausage off him. TWO HOURS AFTER DINNER TIME He refused to eat it, he just wanted to hold it."

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"Because I couldn't put her hair back on after she cut it at grandma's house."

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"She kept trying to drink the ketchup like a baby bottle."

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"Because I won't let her pull the dog's lips off his face..."

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"Because she couldn’t stab her day care provider with a toy knife"

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"She was mad that I put toothpaste on her toothbrush"

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"I wouldn't let him eat coffee pods"

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"Because the Kraft Mac n Cheese was too cheesy."

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"He wants his booger back."

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"Because I wouldn't let him into the closet to play in the cat litter box."