"My car broke down this morning on my way to work and had to be towed. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my ceiling collapsed."
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Typical UPS.
3
"Just broke the sugar dish that's been in my family for 4 generations."
4
"Forgot I had eggs boiling"
5
"Forgot about the chicken…"
6
"12 yards of ‘supersoil’ delivered for the gardens. Found this in the second wheelbarrow."
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"Right lads, remember to lift with your legs, not your backs."
9
"Craving biscuits and gravy this morning. Ordered some from my favorite breakfast diner. Got half way through and was tasting something off, some weird background flavor. Turned the biscuit over and saw this. I’m never eating again."
10
Well, that's nice.
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"New measuring cup. All the ink came off in the first wash"
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"I wanted to eat homemade chocolate sponge cake. Totally forgot about the baking powder."