Life With Kids Is A Chaos (20 pics)

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Kids broke my ultrawide. Is this salvageable at all or should I just toss it in the recycling? Also, I have two kids for sale.

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The ‘chalk on every surface’ phase

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My wife’s stationary bike just became a jellybean dispenser.

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Poured a brand new bag of chips into the dog bowl, just to eat them out of the bowl.

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One of my kids brought poison ivy into the house, and now my hands look like this. Every bump is a blister.

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A very slow flushing toilet led to my discovery of the most ironic toilet clog.

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My kids apparently invented a new way to play Jenga.

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Peekaboo!

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Little bundle of joy

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Middle schoolers visited our automotive shop and tried to cover it up.

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My daughter had my wife’s phone on a long car ride. She ordered all the Barbie dream houses from Amazon

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Today I learned baby oil dissolves permanent Sharpie.

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My little brother destroyed his old phone for no reason.

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Five-year-old pulled the seat belt from one side of the van across the headrest on the other side, and it became taut. The headrest on my model isn’t designed to come off, so it’s been stuck like this for months.

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Totally invisible

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My 6-year-old daughter made this ‘science experiment’ last night. She also decided to leave it on our brand new neighbors’ doorstep as a ‘welcome present.’ That was an awkward introduction this morning.

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The toddler slapped my glasses directly into my eyeball.

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My son somehow put a hole in the wall.