"Brand new eyeshadow palette fell and the only shade that broke was called “Unlucky”
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"My gf was making bracelets for an upcoming concert,and the cat knocked all the rubber bands off the table."
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"I Adopted a cat! Found out I’m very allergic to cats…"
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"this is why the sun does not wake me up in the morning."
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"Fell asleep with my glasses on the bed last night. Then rolled over them in my sleep. They’re my only pair and I currently have no vision Insurance. Perfect start to the week."
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"Had an epileptic seizure with my computer on my lap…"
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That don't look right.
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"My beer didn’t come with a tab…"
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"My “giant” jawbreaker was hollow in the centre."
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"Replaced the windshield on Wednesday (Mar29)…Made it to April 1st"
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"I had a cystic pimple on my forehead that swole up pretty good. Then the swelling migrated down and now I look like an Animorph."