"Well that’s one way to start the morning. Toaster burnt down."
2
3
"Can't even have some ice cream these days"
4
"Running though a field chasing my dog, random wire between two green posts in tall grass put a stop to that."
5
"In the emergency room for a kidney stone for the second time in my life. I’m only seventeen."
6
"Not a pleasant sight for a Monday morning"
7
"Transmission has left the chat."
8
"MRI revealed that my T1 collapsed and my head is falling off my shoulders."
9
"When you’re enjoying a bite to eat and end up frantically googling about cordyceps."
10
"Friend of mine walked around all day at the university like this."
11
"I wanted to get the wrinkles out of my jacket, but I left a bar of dark chocolate in the pocket."
12
"At airport parking this morning."
13
"Do you want to see what God did to me today."
14
"Hired a local contractor to fix a leak under my kitchen sink a few years ago. I never inspected his work. Installing a dishwasher today and this is how he repaired it."