Unusual Thoughts (24 pics)

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"The Beatles started their careers playing in a basement and ended them playing on the roof."

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"People who overthink often assume everyone is as smart as they are."

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"You either come to realise what an idiot you used to be, or you remain as that idiot"

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"The person who came up with marriage must have been real clingy."

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"Oddly, no mater how scientifically advanced the universe is in sci-fi, there’s always someone wearing prescription glasses."

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"Imitation crab is seafood hotdogs"

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"Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one."

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"You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you’ll eat for the rest of your life"

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"Bowling balls are almost always illustrated or painted as black, but in the bowling alleys, they’re always glittery and seldom black."

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"At some point in the future, you will be the next person on Earth to die"

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"You never really know when you hit middle age"

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"Life has no actual rules."

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"There’s no good reason why socks need to be matched"

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"An honest enemy is better than a deceitful friend."

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"No one has ever discovered an animal with the perfect camouflage"

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"We make fun of dogs for licking each other but we lick people we really like too"

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"One of the signs a pet isn’t doing well, is when they stop grooming themselves. One of the signs a person isn’t doing well is when they struggle with self care."

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"It is far more common to look like you peed your pants than having actually peed your pants"

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"Moving the contents of an entire house to another typically either costs pizza and beer, or thousands of dollars."

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"You never really notice how much sound dampening your furniture does until you move"

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"Mirrors basically have speed of light refresh rate."

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"At some point in your life you went from being measured in length to measured in height."

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"It’s more acceptable to wear 0 shoes than 1 shoe"