“Was on the top step when it suddenly gave way. Attic access ladder.”
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“Having to clear the driveway on a weekend is bad enough…”
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“Came home after student teaching all day, walked in my bedroom and saw water dripping from the ceiling onto my bed.”
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“Tried to live the dream. Went to my first wrestling tryout. Broke my foot. Be careful out there.”
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“My only cup of coffee and bowl are now stuck together and one must be destroyed I think”
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“That’s not what I wanted to fall from the cabinet :/”
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“So at 6am I was very rudely awakened to the sound of my beautiful reclaimed, but as yet unsecured, art deco basin crashing onto my newly tiled floor. Barbara the cat scarpering out as I reach the bathroom.”
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“8 weeks after my motorcycle accident and 12 hours blowing two tires, I get hit while riding in an Uber and hurt my neck.”
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“A truck carrying egg yolk tipped over…”
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“Someone dumped enough garbage last night in our store dumpster to overfill it. It was nearly empty Monday night. No pickup til Friday, and they were just out of range of setting off the Ring camera. Time to start digging for mail.”
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“Not quite how I wanted my morning to start :(“
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“This is the inside of my apartment door. Roomie left with my keys and it cannot be unlocked from the inside without a key.”
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“There was a lovely little tree in that pot when I went to bed last night”
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“I split up with my boyfriend yesterday. I fell asleep while he was packing, and he stole my toilet.”
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“My friend bought me a mug with a picture of us. He didn’t want text, so he didn’t add any in the field that said ’your text here.’”
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“My new laptop has speakers on the bottom surface. The only way to hear anything at 100% volume is to position it like this.”
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“The view from my $30 ticket”
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“My boyfriend made croissants this way.”
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“The first day at my job”
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“Not sure how my fiancé is going to react.”
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“Ordered new Vans, received someone’s smelly old Reeboks...”
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“Bought brownie batter ice cream. Chopped the container in half and found the one brownie bit it contained.”
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“But...but...what if I don’t have enough change?”
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“My mailbox was blown up by lightning last night.”
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“My husband keeps opening new jars of jam before he’s even finished the last one.”
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“Look at how my kids opened a board game for the first time.”
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“Bought running shoes online — got 2 lefts.”
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"Hired a local contractor to fix a leak under my kitchen sink a few years ago. I never inspected his work. Installing a dishwasher today and this is how he repaired it."
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"Three year old + my wife’s Switch + a glue stick"
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"Transmission has left the chat"
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"Found a bullet hole in my car this morning"
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"Busted radiator hose 22 miles from home. My road side assisance covers 20 miles of towing."
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"Shoes can't hold my weight"
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"Well that’s one way to start the morning. Toaster burnt down."
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"Let’s just say that we ended up with very clean laundry room floor…. And yes I’m an idiot."
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"Blender unscrewed itself making 1,6l of smoothie"
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"I see your smoke detector and microwave fires and raise with breaker box"
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"This morning, my shower door spontaneously shattered..."