“Doctor recommended I lose 30 pounds. Told him I can do it in a month. I began working out twice a day and lost 25 pounds within a month. On the 30th day I tore my Achilles literally doing nothing. No contact. I was just jogging and heard a pop. Worst pain in my life. I’m not even motivated anymore.”
2
“My first ever car got stolen in the tiktok “Kia/Hyundai” challenge, and driven through a gate into the woods and the perps got away.”
3
“I’ve only got 4 miles of range left and find this.”
4
“Staff forgot to cover up the pool tables at a college bar on a Friday night.”
5
“Tried crossfit for the first time, literally the first day I went, & ended up with rhabdomyolysis”
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“Been wanting chili for months and finally made it today, only to realize before final simmering of all ingredients there were bugs in my chili powder.”
8
“Salmon stuck to my new $200 non stick pan”
9
“Coming into work to discover that someone left the ice machine door open overnight.”
10
“So I got robbed after coming back from a 12.5 hour shift…awesome.”
11
“In-laws dog ate my glasses first night I arrived for visit.”
12
“I just wanted my apartment to smell pretty. Good-Bye, Security Deposit.”
13
“I was trimming my eyebrows with a manscaper and the adjustable part moved and I shaved them.”
14
“Tried to crush some peanuts with my cast iron pan .”