"My first ever car got stolen in the tiktok "Kia/Hyundai" challenge, and driven through a gate into the woods and the perps got away."
2
"Stupidly didn’t wear a hat while hiking in the desert. Consequences."
3
"Used a bit too much woodglue to secure the hook to the door. Came back to it dried like this."
4
"Doctor recommended I lose 30 pounds. Told him I can do it in a month. I began working out twice a day and lost 25 pounds within a month. On the 30th day I tore my Achilles literally doing nothing. No contact. I was just jogging and heard a pop. Worst pain in my life. I’m not even motivated anymore."
5
"I've only got 4 miles of range left and find this."
6
"Staff forgot to cover up the pool tables at a college bar on a Friday night."
7
"Tried crossfit for the first time, literally the first day I went, & ended up with rhabdomyolysis"
8
9
"Been wanting chili for months and finally made it today, only to realize before final simmering of all ingredients there were bugs in my chili powder."
10
"Salmon stuck to my new $200 non stick pan"
11
"Coming into work to discover that someone left the ice machine door open overnight."
12
"So I got robbed after coming back from a 12.5 hour shift…awesome."
13
"In-laws dog ate my glasses first night I arrived for visit."
14
"I just wanted my apartment to smell pretty. Good-Bye, Security Deposit."
15
"I was trimming my eyebrows with a manscaper and the adjustable part moved and I shaved them."
16
"Tried to crush some peanuts with my cast iron pan ."