“My Girlfriend tried to add some sesame seeds to an Apple Pie.”
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“Thought I was ordering a burger with “warm beer cheese sauce, Applewood smoked bacon, smoky honey mustard, crispy fried onions, pickles, and a slice of muenster cheese on pretzel bun.” But apparently you have to select all of the ingredients individually on Grubhub. Oh and a two hour wait + overpaid.”
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“Didn’t get wheel & tire warranty when I bought my new car because I never got a flat tire before and thought I was saving money. This is the second flat tire I get within 2 weeks, and both times my wheels were almost destroyed. And I’ve had my car for only a month.”
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“We’ve all seen these posts. Well, invited 12 couples. RSVP from 6 couples. Currently 0 couples. More for us on NYE!”
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“After working 3 positions and managing 20 employees, here’s my work christmas gift.”
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“Our sweet 7 year old dog has a new fireworks phobia thanks to the neighbor who just had to shoot illegal fireworks off above our house.”
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“If you start cooking beef Wellington at 23:30, your pan will crack at exactly midnight of the new year.”
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“Took my new Subaru off-road, got stuck in the mud miles from the road.”
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“1100 dollars to replace a door that wouldn’t close all the way… for a nice door that doesn’t close all the way.”
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“Ants got inside my tv”
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“Happy New Year to us. Someone smashed our brick mailbox.”
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“This clip was broken off in my assigned seat on a Christmas Eve flight. We couldn’t take off until it was repaired by a licensed mechanic.”
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“Someone ran over a spray can on the highway. Lucky me.”
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“Dropped my airpod in the garage.”
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“Grand Canyon view after renting a car and driving 3.5 hours to see it.”
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’’When getting dressed in the dark only to look down upon getting to work."
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“Had to check and see if there was pressure in the pipe. Well yes, there was. P.S., It’s black car paint.”
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“Does this make my cat an abstract expressionist?”
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“My ring that I got from my deceased grandfather just broke while I was cleaning up.”
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“Just rented an RV for the weekend, forgot to take off the glass when cooking.”
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“Wife went to a Christmas party tonight at a former premier league stadium. This is the meal they paid £35 for.”
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“My view of the band”
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"“Buy some hay,” she said. “It will be cool for the fall decorations,” she said."
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“Mistakes were made.”
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“How do I start clearing my balcony without getting snow all over the carpet?”
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“Ordered pizza last night, and woke up to this. I know I didn’t forget to tip!”
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“The result of me trying to flip my puzzle so I could tape it.”
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“What is wrong with people? Open your own mail!”
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“Vending machine took my money, poured sugar in the cup, and said enjoy your drink.”
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“This handicapped toilet.”
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"Someone unwrapped my Christmas present."
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"Perfect meal perfectly ruined."
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“What I found in my fortune cookie.”
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“I guess I was too stressed for my stress ball.”
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“I broke my grandma’s favorite cutting board with a pizza cutter.”
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“Hospital ’leadership’ gave this to their nurses for their Christmas bonus.”
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“This was my first attempt at making cute unicorn cupcakes for my kid’s birthday.”