“The medicine cabinet is above our stove, my wife dropped a bottle of cough medicine.”
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“I turned on my defrost this morning, came back 10 minutes later to find this.”
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“So glad my power and internet lines could stop this tree from falling and hurting itself.”
4
“Cologne bottle slipped.”
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“Hired a guy to redo my porch and asked him to make sure the top level drains well”
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“This was how my entire 4 hour flight went today. I am a 5’8” female.”
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“My dog got the zoomies… He likes to run to his bed and back. He went a little too hard this time. Dog is fine, but the wall is not.”
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“Found a grasshopper leg in my frozen peas, after we had already eaten half the bag earlier today”
10
“I was stirring pancake batter and my wisk broke off and put rust in my batter.”
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“Threw a Halloween party on Monday. This is the only picture of me, because 20 minutes before everyone showed, I got hit with the worst food poisoning I’ve ever had in my life”
12
“Giant boulder bounced into my friends neighbors pool.”
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“Fell out the bathroom cabinet whilst rushing to leave the house. Only purchased last month. Bathroom smells wonderful though…”
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“Tossed out of a 3rd floor apartment…”
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“I just wanted to eat something I enjoy, but I burnt myself and knocked the food off with the microwave door.”
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“The candle exploded for some reason and ruined my TV.”
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“My neighbor’s friend decided that this was the best place to park, making us late for work.”
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“I went into Target and came out to this.”
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“My roommate bites her butter then drops it on the pan when she cooks.”
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“They built the steps a week ago, and yesterday it rained.”
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“This new lock is stuck on my bike. The fingerprint feature won’t work, and it’s not even charging.”
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“A restaurant gave me raw chicken and then blamed it on ’new guidelines.’”
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“A high school throwing away perfectly good books”
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“I was contemplating between a 9-inch or a 12-inch pizza, and they ultimately gave me both.”
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“This ’box’ of beef jerky”
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“My shirts for work finally came but spelled wrong. My name is Carter.”
30
“My dog covered herself in super sticky hitchhikers.”
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“This is how much ice cream my wife leaves in the container so she can say she didn’t eat all of it.”
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“My friend opened his laptop next to me and gave me instant anxiety.”
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“I don’t know this girl but she kept putting my window shade down every time I put it up.”
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“Something took a bite of my pineapple.”
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"After 10 minutes of work..."
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’’Just pulled into our campsite 450 miles away from home.’’
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’’My mom erased part of the world while cleaning my globe.’’
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’’One flip flop fell behind the heater all winter.’’
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’’I dropped my wireless mouse into my candle.’’
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’’My mother-in-law cut my son’s hair without asking.’’
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’’The way my girlfriend cut the pizza.’’
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’’She traded me for the window seat before we got on the plane.’’
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’’My wife tried brushing her hair this morning.’’
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’’My ice cream was hollow.’’
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’’This breakfast, that cost me $19’’
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’’My boyfriend dropped my makeup bag.’’
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’’My parent’s watermelon harvest will not be getting us through the winter.’’
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’’My wife putting this peanut butter in the trash because it’s empty.’’