“Came back to check the house after the neighborhood flooded from the hurricane. Wasn’t expecting my car to look like this…”
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“Steve, unfortunate last name for a politician.”
2
“Let my friend cut my hair…”
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“A few years ago I travelled more than 7000 miles to see the Grand Canyon.”
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“Getting a wedding gift for friends only for it to be returned with tags included to target.”
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“Didn’t get a wink of sleep last night, not making this mistake again”
7
“Had so much fun playing my first D&D campaign, I saved up to buy this ship, plus a pack of random figures to help the DMs next campaign. I haven’t heard from anyone in the group for over a year & have zero use for them now :(“
8
“Roommate scrapped my cast iron seasoning down to the metal and left water in it.”
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“My glasses finally came in this morning. Paid $375 and decided to save $80 and not get insurance and my daughter got ahold of them 2 hours after arriving.”
12
“First log too.”
13
“Stayed at work for the storm. This is the road I take home.”
14
“My grandparents lawn got raided by boars overnight.”
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“Went to a concert last night. Discovered I am short.”
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“Carrots I spent 5 months growing vs locally grown carrots I got at the grocery store for pennies.”
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“When your 14 yr old forgets to add the water before nuking ramen noodles and seasoning for 3 minutes.”