''Guy dropped his phone into a pit toilet. Decided to take his clothes off and dive in. Got stuck and wasn’t found until the next day. He never got the phone."
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"Was proud of my sketch and then I spilled my ink jar on it (not pictured: my desk, also covered in ink)"
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"This is what $525 in losing scratch tickets looks like"
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"Accidentally dropped my mom's bead case. Will be busy for the next 12 hours."
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"Bought a $40 bottle of blueberry wine to treat myself after a long week. Looks like I’m treating the ants instead."
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"My phone case didn't come with this pattern"
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"What is this gas station toilet paper."
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"Brand new robovacuum we got as a wedding gift. Don't even know where to begin."
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"I don't know what I hit or ran over, if anything, but two of my tires just exploded. By the time I pulled over one was long gone."
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"Every single avocado (minus 1) from a Costco pack I bought 2 days ago."
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"What happen's when you put leather gloves in a washing machine"
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"Was wondering why the smell of chocolate followed me out of the airport"
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"Good morning my fellow dog owners."
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"Dog was barking funny - didn't see the copperhead until it was too late."