"How do I cut this person’s bike lock off my bike?"
5
"Got to the last few drops of my soda and felt something hit my lips. I shouldn’t have looked when I dumped it out…"
6
"Sewed up a shirt in my living room. Felt a slight pain when I got up. Ignored it but could barely walk 3 days later. That's what the X-ray revealed"
7
"My mirror tried to kill me."
8
"My kid slapped my glasses directly into my eyeball."
9
"A mosquito bite in my poison ivy rash. Could there be a more terrible combo?!?! Ahh!!"
10
"My bedroom ceiling collapsed."
11
"Fell asleep waiting for a Door Dash order."
12
"Someone stole everything that can be taken off my bikes without tools."
13
"The size of the pill given to me for strep throat. I can barely swallow water so this horse pill is what they gave me. Had to grind it up and put it in jello for now."
14
"Walking home with a surprise."
15
16
"There goes our picnic."
17
"Just normal milk shattered a glass perfectly in two and exploded the milk across the kitchen. (The glass wasn't moved after; it's that far apart from the force alone.)"
18
"I dropped my deep fat fryer on my wooden floor.. there is no god."
19
"Got back to my scooter, some random person locked me in."