"My wife scrapes off the cream and only eats the cookie from her Oreo"
3
"My husband added swiss cheese to the pizza..... considering divorce right now"
4
"My wife gave me bathbomb for Valentines called LUNA. Pretty sure they should have called it WATERBIRTH"
5
"My husband got a free ergonomic chair, the downside being peach color fabric. He got black covers to go on it and accidentally gave himself perma plumbers crack"
6
"Made my husband the Eddie Murphy Sonic the Hedgehog SNL cake for his birthday. Thrilled with how hilariously awful it turned out"