"Let’s just say that it got a little toasty outside today…"
2
"After signing an agreement with a communications giant here in Canada, we were gifted a 55 inch TV and waited 6 weeks for it to be delivered. After the hubby set it all up and turned it on we get this wicked abstract art included on the picture. Whoops."
3
"My car broke 5 minutes to early. I was on my way to buy a new one. Had to be picked up. "
4
"Opened the wrong side of the pepper."
5
"Got home really late, finally got the motivation to make dinner, putting the dressing away when big stupid cat comes bulldozing through.'
6
"Guess I’m not having rice today."
7
"This is the 2nd tv my little brother broke. No more play station for a while I guess."
8
"The ATM took my card then just shutdown."
9
"Found where the cat pee smell came from: lego bin."
10
"Got a flat. Replaced the tire. 5mins later the spare went flat too."
11
"I need to see your ID."
12
"All stores are out of stock. Online delivery a few weeks away."
13
"Was eating steamed mussels and felt a crunch and thought I eaten part of a shell or something but it turned out to be a baby crab."
14
"And that was our dinner."
15
"I’m getting the hang of this brand new mower…"
16
"Someone stole my bike but left my helmet behind"
17
"Drove in for a hike and as we tried to drive out two trees have fallen and blocked our exit."