"Wife Wanted To Get Down Our Christmas Tree From The Attic. I Told Her Not To Step On The Drywall. She Later Admitted That She Didn’t Know What Drywall Was"
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"Woke Up And Discovered My Wife Moved Our Coat Stand Yesterday"
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"Funny Picture Of My Wife Running To Get Out Of The Baby Picture"
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"My 39-Week Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To “Get Stuff For Dinner”. This Is What She Came Home With"
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"How To Tell Your Husband You Accidentally Shrank His Favorite Wool Sweater"
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"My Wife After A 13 Hour Nursing Shift"
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"My Wife Leaves Me Notes In The Morning. I Hope This One’s Not Finished"
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"We're Moving. This Is How My Wife Packed The Kid's Dolls"
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"For A Month, I Thought I Lost My Wedding Ring On A Cross-Country Road Trip. I Called Gas Stations, Pawnshops, Searched Lost And Found Post"
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"Finally, I gave up ever seeing it again when we realized it was under my husband's deodorant!"
"Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are ForNot Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For"
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"I’ve Accidentally Shrunk My Husband's Jacket. Husband For Scale"
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"This Is What Defeat Looks Like"
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"Wifey Bought Popcorn Because We Have A Microwave In The Hotel Room"
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"So About 6 Years Ago I Lost My Wedding Ring. I Ended Up Getting A Tattoo Rather Than Replacing It"
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"We have moved twice since then and live in different states. My wife just found it in an old purse."
"Moved Our Extremely Heavy King Bed Headboard For The First Time In 5 Years. Guess Which Side My Wife Sleeps On"
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"My Wife Likes To Keep Dog Food Beside Coffee Beans. Guess What I Did At 5:30 Am This Morning"
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"My Wife Wonders Why The Vacuum Hasn't Been Working"
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"My Wife Tossed A Pile Of Laundry Into The Dryer. Along With A Brand New Box Of 500 Dryer Sheets"
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"My Wife Isn't Great At Measurements And Ordered A 28" Pizza For The Two Of Us"
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"I Also Got Wrong How Many Years It Has Been"
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"My Wife Doesn't Know I'm Working From Home Today. This Is My Wife, Working On Her Novel. Expected Release Date 2052"
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"This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable"
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"Wife Decided We Needed A HEPA Filter In Our Bedroom. She Picked It Out And Set It Up. Has Been Saying That She Doesn't Think It Works"
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"Put My Fries Next To My Husband's Ashtray In The Car. Continued To Browse On My Phone While Blindly Grabbing Fries And Stuffing Them In My Mouth"
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"Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands"
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"Her exact words after I looked at this was “It was a little pricy but at least it smells good and not like all the other bleach”."
"When You Try To Surprise Your Husband For His Birthday But You Forget The “B” So It’s Just A Normal “Happy Day”"
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"Wife Bought A New Plant Pot And Put It On The Shelf Over The Toilet. And Hour Later We Heard A Crash"
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"My Wife Meant To Send Me That Message And Accidentally Sent It To The Woman She Was About To Have A Phone Interview With For A Job'
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"Happy Father’s Day To The Best. I Was Supposed To Cook This Feast But He Let Me Nap. When I Woke Up, He Had Cooked His Own Celebratory Dinner"
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"My Husband Asked Me To Heat Up The Croissant And That He Wanted It Very Crunchy. I Guess I Nailed It"
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"Bought Some Electric Clippers To Give Myself A Quarantine Cut. Asked My Wife To Help Me Trim Up The Back"
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"My Wife Using An Outlet"
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"My Wife Left A Pen In Her Pants Pocket"
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"Wife Tried To Clean My Cast Iron. How Much Alimony Should I Get"
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"I Am A Menace To Society. My Dumb Pregnancy Brain Accidentally Ordered My Husband A Burrito With No Tortilla"
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"My Wife Putting This Peanut Butter In The Trash Because It’s Empty"
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"My Wife Ate Every Single Marshmallow In A Family-Sized Box Of Count Chocula. Every Single One"
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"Came Home From Work. Wife Said Bedroom Was Humid So She Turned On The Dehumidifier. Look Over At The Window And Notice She Has A Humidifier Running"
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"My Wife Worked For An Hour On This Peach Crisp And Burst Into Tears Right Before My Parents Showed Up To Our House"
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"My Wife Just Got This Huge Banner For Work. Perfect"
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"My Lovely Wife Bought A New Screen And A Cat Door To Go In It. Took A Few Hours And She Was So So Proud Of Herself"
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"I Missed A Little Patch Of Hair While Shaving The Back Of Steven's Head. I Didn't Notice It Until Tonya's Wedding Reception. Everyone Had Already Seen It"