"Puppy found the AirPods. He’s lucky he’s pretty."
In a rush this morning?
Only at Timmies.
"Spent hours painting pottery and it breaks in the kiln."
Atm shut down with my card still inside.."
"Bought a cheeseburger from Applebee's; Guess I forgot to ask for the paper off."
"This was a 7ft tall mirror a few mins ago."
"Ok."
"I was so excited to try this new yogurt."
"Left our totally normal house to run errands. Came back an hour and a half later to this."
"Just got done working out at the gym and my bike is gone. Spent $1.5k+ in parts just to restore this 2011 model. Specialized Sectuer Cane Creek. You will be missed."
"Just pulled into our campsite 450 miles away from home."
"Can you spot what I bit into and chipped my tooth?"
"Fell down the stairs at a ski rental house about 5 minutes after arriving, broke the railing and badly hurt my right hip, not sure if I can ski and now we will have to pay the security deposit on top of that."