“The inside of my pants has care instructions of the Heimlich maneuver.”
1
“My pajamas have secret zippers that undo the sleeves.”
2
“My shirt has microfiber fabric sewn on the inside to clean glasses.”
3
"This belt has a bottle opener built in."
4
“I found a little pocket sewn inside my new jeans.”
5
“My brother’s winter jacket has this buckle. Looks great.”
6
“My flannel blanket isn’t flannel anymore under a green light.”
7
"Dress pants with a secret pocket"
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"This bag has a spring hook to keep your keys at hand."
9
“My old winter jacket has this tiny cell phone pocket.”
10
“Sales assistants were calling after me, ’Stop!’ And I was running away because couldn’t understand what was wrong.”
11
“Only now did I discover this thing on the inner side of my turtleneck. So that was why I made security gates beep in stores for the past 2 years. I thought they kept some spare parts in these pockets.”
“My socks have a secret pocket inside.”
12
“I just noticed my backpack’s chest strap is also a whistle.”
13
“My puffer jacket has this hare on its back.”
14
“This belt has a secret zipper pocket built into it.”
15
"This tie is made with microfiber lining so you can clean your phone screen."
16
“My pants have 2 belt loops for belts of different widths.”