"This isn’t what I had in mind when I tried to “unlock” the door."
3
''2 hour old brand new off the shelf Red Wing boots disintegrated. Cost my friend a day of work."
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5
"Guess I’m making a new cup of tea."
6
"When you get on the airplane for a long flight and open your AirPods case only to find it empty."
7
"An entire pint of Kilkenny.. look. I know it’s not major. But fml"
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9
"Guess it’s time for some wireless."
10
"I just found a bunch of these in the food I was making, ruining tonight's dinner."
11
"Someone threw a paw patrol bike at my windshield."
12
"I was babysitting my cousin while her dad was away on business. He told me dinner is in the freezer. Yum, battery and broccoli. Just like mom used to make."
13
"My wife said she’s incapable of getting the mail."
14
"What happens if your tree hits a neighbour’s car?"
15
"Just had a new TV delivered. I plugged it in and turned it on."
16
“Move to a place you can afford” they said…"
17
"I've been wanting this mug for over a year and I finally ordered it. It came in today and I dropped it while I was opening it."
18
"Had a 2 hour bus ride today to get to the pharmacy only to find out that they were closed from yesterday to tomorrow."
19
"I’m a high school teacher and my apartment window just got egged. I thought they liked me ."