"After 30 min waiting for my order and 15 min waiting to replace the wrong order, I ended up with a Mc'Kake."
2
"I had a Hawaiian Punch can from 1992 on a display case and it developed a pin sized hole and pissed all over my head."
3
"I was driving on the interstate when I suddenly smelled something horrible. I just assumed that my dog farted in the back seat. I was so wrong."
4
5
"First a bad College interview and now this. How's your day going guys?"
6
"The valet driver for the hotel I stayed at with my girlfriend for Valentine’s Day decided to take my car for a joy ride. After tipping him he specifically said, “don’t worry, I got your baby.” Then he proceed to run my car up a curb later that day."
7
"Coworkers make each other valentines and I’m the literally the only one in my 12 person office that didn’t have one made for them. Some people even have multiple… awkward"
8
"Brain malfunctioned while preparing scrambled eggs."
9
"Honey, I'm going to be late."
10
"Yes, we still have a bag of potatoes at home"
11
"I’m never pooping at my job ever again."
12
"A raccoon took a poop in my pool."
13
"Smelled burning plastic in the kitchen and checked the dishwasher to find my favorite knife had fallen onto the heating element."
14
"Tow truck driver driving away with my 4wd rav4 running and in park. Is now a write off."
15
"Car was backed into by a city salt truck last night. I deliver pizza for a living."
16
"Friend arrived home from work to find his PS5 melting itself."
17
"Almost done with half my bagel when I noticed…"
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19
"My pop tarts :( (Im European, just wanted to try them- this one box cost 15 euro altogether)"