“Checked the tracking history — it was in everyone’s sight for 2 days.”
1
“I left coffee in my car last night. Still want to come to Canada?”
2
"Starlink works great until the cats find out that the dish gives off a little heat on cold days."
3
"Your eyes are not deceiving you, this is a Lamborghini on memorial drive with 2 Xmas trees strapped to the roof. Only in Calgary/Canada."
4
“I ordered a TV and left for the Christmas holiday. When I returned home today, I saw it standing alone at the front door.”
5
"A perfect circle formed on Moisie River. "Circular currents are common in rivers. When the ice sheet forms in this kind of area, it rotates with this current, leaving a nearly perfect circle."
6
“If you landed in Canada and realized you forgot your Canadian disguise, our airport ladies’ bathroom has got you covered.”
7
"Christmas bus"
8
“Saw this in the backyard today. I live in Coquitlam, by the way.”
9
“It took him literally 25 minutes to go up the street.”
10
“Some person went through my car last night because I accidentally left my doors unlocked. I hope you enjoy the $5 in change you took because I’ll definitely be enjoying the AirPods you left.”
11
"One of the pupils lost their fallen-out tooth at school and the head teacher deputy wrote an official letter to the Tooth Fairy:"
12
"This doughnut with maple bacon in the shape of a maple leaf"
13
“Had a super Canadian moment yesterday. Canada geese using the crosswalk. We all stopped to let them cross.”
14
“Had a visitor this morning.”
15
“I went to a wax museum in Canada and they thought this was Beyoncé. I’m hurt.”
16
"Not only can it be too cold, but it can get too hot in Canada."