“Checked the tracking history — it was in everyone’s sight for 2 days.”
“I left coffee in my car last night. Still want to come to Canada?”
"Starlink works great until the cats find out that the dish gives off a little heat on cold days."
"Your eyes are not deceiving you, this is a Lamborghini on memorial drive with 2 Xmas trees strapped to the roof. Only in Calgary/Canada."
“I ordered a TV and left for the Christmas holiday. When I returned home today, I saw it standing alone at the front door.”
"A perfect circle formed on Moisie River. "Circular currents are common in rivers. When the ice sheet forms in this kind of area, it rotates with this current, leaving a nearly perfect circle."
“If you landed in Canada and realized you forgot your Canadian disguise, our airport ladies’ bathroom has got you covered.”
"Christmas bus"
“Saw this in the backyard today. I live in Coquitlam, by the way.”
“It took him literally 25 minutes to go up the street.”
“Some person went through my car last night because I accidentally left my doors unlocked. I hope you enjoy the $5 in change you took because I’ll definitely be enjoying the AirPods you left.”
"One of the pupils lost their fallen-out tooth at school and the head teacher deputy wrote an official letter to the Tooth Fairy:"
"This doughnut with maple bacon in the shape of a maple leaf"
“Had a super Canadian moment yesterday. Canada geese using the crosswalk. We all stopped to let them cross.”
“Had a visitor this morning.”
“I went to a wax museum in Canada and they thought this was Beyoncé. I’m hurt.”
"Not only can it be too cold, but it can get too hot in Canada."